The Park and The May Issue Of Glamour

Looking back at my posts today I realized it looks like all I do is eat. So I decided to do something different. I went to the park. I know, I know, I know what your thinking, “Sage, stop! You do too much!” But don’t worry. It wasn’t hard.¬†I snapped a few pictures, ate a few snacks, and was merry.¬†The park is really nice and has a bunch of cool finds.¬†It was a great day to be at the park. And usually I hate the park. Having to play, “have fun”,¬†and talk to people¬†I don’t know¬†is not my forte. But that day it was, because the whole time I was taking pictures like a¬†little creep. But who cares. ¬†You guys don’t think I’m creepy, right? Because that would be… sad. For you. Because I’m amazing. Anyways, moving on…

THAT CHURCH DOWN THE STREET FROM THE PARK (it has pretty flowers)

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SNACKS (Because you need snacks. Wherever you go. It’s necessary, for life. It doesn’t matter why you’re there or where you’re going , just do it bring snacks.¬†Going hiking? Bring snacks. Going to the gym? Bring snacks. Going out to dinner? Bring snacks.)

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Picture10these are sweet potato chips (you know how much¬†I love sweet potatoes)¬†from “Food Should Taste Good”. They are vegan, gluten free, and organic. Ever sense I saw Ellen Degenerous promote them on her show¬†I was like “Yes, I need some”. And so I got some. Yum.¬†¬†

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THE PARK

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After such a long day at the park because we ate so much, we made cookies… new post soon? ;p

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You’ll Never Guess What I Found by the Dumpster

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This post, along with many following are only going to be pictures. Pictures of random beautiful things I found while taking a walk or just eating. I don’t usually get out much–I’m usually in the house chillin, watching k-dramas and listening to k-pop, or watching Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (Total Trekkie) and the Justice League, which,¬†by the way,¬†I am a huge fan of comic books but we’ll save that topic for another day. Anyways, I have recenlty been getting out a lot more, and I’ve been seeing a lot cool things. Most of its just¬†flowers so hang with me while I get the hang of taking pictures of actual moving targets. I will upload a post on the best smoothie you will ever drink for Mother’s Day which is May 12, three days after my birthday (May 9. Happy Birthday to ME!).

Moving on, outside of my house there are flower bushes and they grow some of the most beautiful roses when they’re not burning from the nearly 100 degree weather outside and¬†I am not exagerating. Its gotten as high as 95 degrees here already, and it just turned May. What happened to ‘April showers bring May flowers’?¬†¬†We’ve gotten no showers! Though I’ve heard it’s supposed to rain tomorrow, so let’s cross our fingers.

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I’m sorry if the pictures are semi-blurry it was incredibly windy when i took these pictures which is why i look to be strangling this poor flower ^^. Anyways, after i took these pictures i went for a walk around the block.

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Can you see the bee? I was surprised i was able to take a non-blurry picture of it before it either stung me or took off.

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At first i thought these were desert roses. They’re not. Desert roses are actually pretty. I’m just kidding. These flowers are pretty… just not as pretty as desert roses (which don’t technically look like roses :/) .These are called Orange Desert Globe Mallow, the longest name for such small flowers.

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Do you know what this creepy thing is?

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neither do i…

Then, after my walk, i saw the cutest birds ever. They sort of reminded me of my little sister. I found them near¬†what used to be a dumping site near my house. They were in a bush¬†and because it was hot¬†or they were in a particularly nice mood, they stayed put while my mom ran to the house and grabbed my camera for me. And also, my mom was incredibly nice to sit there patiently while i played paprazzi with these poor birds. Here’s what happened:

At first they were very shy...

At first they were very shy…

Then one, slightly more adventurous than the other, came out saying, "Look! It's peoples!"

Then one, slightly more adventurous than the other, came out saying, “Look! It’s peoples!”

Then he called the next one out. "Yo, dawg, you'll never believe what i just saw." "What is it?" "Peoples."

Then he called the next one out. “Yo, dawg, you’ll never believe what¬†I just saw.”
“What is it?”
“Peoples.” Gasp. “No way.”

"Maybe if we just slowly hop away... they won't notice us..."

“Maybe if we just slowly hop away… they won’t notice us…shh”

"Naw, man, this is the perfect time for a photo op. Just lie low, man, lie low." "Fine. But eye's watchin' you."

“Naw, man, this is the perfect time for a photo op. Just lie low, man, lie low.”
“Fine. But eye’s watchin’ you.”

"But only ONE photo!"

“Wait! Only ONE photo! I’m serious bird, man. Don’t play around!” “But eye’s so photogenetic…Okay, man, alright. Just one… get out the way! Alright! Mr. DeMille, i’m ready for my close up!”

"CHEESE!"

Mutters, “Got to…find my good side…” Clears throat, “CHEESE!”

Yes. The birds did talk and this is what they said. So, get over it. Now: Nummies and sidewalk chalk. ūüôā

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It’s a tuna melt on wheat, gluten-free bread (toasted), with sprouts, provolone cheese and a side of grape tomatoes and sliced plums.

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I’m not usually much of a drawer(er?) but that day, i was feeling inspired. It’s supposed to be youngest sister.

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This girl doesn’t have a name. What do you suggest?

I hope you enjoyed my bird story and photos. I’ll have more in about three days with snack suggestions and my trip to a park outside of town. Then, SMOOTHIES! Nom, nom, nom. — Sage.